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Saturday, June 29, 2002

Ireland, incidently, is the only team to score on Germany this tournament. Oliver Kahn, the German goalkeeper, is fantastic. Even he isn't going to be enough to hold off the Brazilians, however. My German friend Arend agrees, and suggests that the result will be "highly embarrassing" for the German side. He urges me to support Germany, arguing that since "everyone hates us anyway, so wearing a german jersey would be very rebellish and cool." He adds, "im all for germany of course. sitting in front of the tv, wrapped in a huge german flag, wearing an eagle's mask and a prussian "Pickelhaube". next time im all for afghanistan. if they qualify." His lovely girlfriend, with whom he is cohabitating, is from afghanistan. I admire not only his multiculturalism but also his sense of world events. Of course, I'm worried, since my most likely girlfriends are all Taiwanese, does this mean war for Taiwan? Ah, the eternal question--libido or peace. Make love and make war? One question--what's a Pickelhaube?

There have been lot of grumblings from eliminated teams this World Cup. The major European powerhouse teams were all eliminated fairly early. Portugal in the "easy" group with Korea and the United States, beaten by both. Italy and Spain both beaten by Korea and both alleged refereeing irregularities. It did seem like Spain was cheated by the linesman when they were denied a goal in extra time. But they had their chance in the penalty shootout and couldn't come through. And Ireland, some say, should have beaten Spain but lost in penalties. So live by the penalty, die by the penalty. There seems like a remedy for the refereeing problem, though. Basically, they need more eyes on the field. American football has at least 7 guys watching the action--for an equal number of players. World football could do with at least 2 more. Have 2 guys who are only concerned with offsides and stepping out of bounds and these problems would resolve themselves. Sure, there might be some ugly conferences a la American football, but its better than the current system.

I really like the writings of one Nishlord aka Al Needham. His football commentary is snicker, snicker, snort funny. http://www.angelfire.com/zine/chelp
England's elimination seems to have put him on ice, though. Shame really. If England had beaten Nigeria they would have drawn Sweden, Senegal and Turkey and wouldn't have met Brazil until the quarters. Of course, Turkey looked very good in their last few games as well. Brazil is going to win the tournament.....again.

There's a great ad by adidas on tv at the moment. It stars David Beckham, the England captain, and hubby of Posh Spice. Beckham is a huge idol in Japan for some strange reason--or not strange at all since he's a handsome guy. Actually he looks a bit like the young Sting. One of the big stories of the World Cup was Beckham vindicating himself by scoring a penalty kick against Argentina. Four years ago in France a different kind of kick, a kind of wussie lame oooooo-I hate you kick at Diego Simone of Argentina got Beckham redcarded and left England with 10 men. Argentina went on to win the game, as they usually do against England except in cases involving military juntas and Margaret Thatcher. Anyway, this ad has a great tune. Also has the line "looking for peaches down on the beaches." Yeah! So what's an enterprising child of technology to do? Well, do a google search, of course. Which brought up: http://www.commercialbreaksandbeats.co.uk/company.asp
This convenient listing shows the music in all sorts of ads. Shock! The song is by The Stranglers, a band I had never heard before seeing Snatch and hearing "Golden Brown." But "Golden Brown" sounds completely different from the advert song, called, sensibly enough, "Peaches." (Apparently The Stranglers were a bit imagination challenged and their producers ran the show.) The next step was to fire up my new friend KaZaa Lite. This is your basic peer-to-peer (p2p) download-upload software. The regular version has loads of spy-ware stuff that documents all of your habits and is generally yucky, so an enterprising fellow released a bootleg version which doesn't have any of that junk in it. Run a search and download the tune----30 seconds later I was able to listen to my very own copy of "Peaches." Over and over and over again. Lovely.

Thursday, June 27, 2002

I still can't get embedded urls to work, although my efforts so far have included trying exactly what didn't work last time. Very scientific. I suppose I'll have to read something about this since fully 47.3% of the fun of this blogging business is supposed to be about linking to other pages and of course making music, film and book recommendations.

Helen says: OK, I better stop this incoherent babbling..... Helen! Have you missed the point? Stop incoherent babbling? Whew. I was afraid to tell you guys how incredibly easy it is set up one of these babies, but as long as you aren't interested in babbling incoherently, I think my netpoly is safe. It is so phenomenally easy to set this up. I was just going to have a look at weblogs last night and it was so easy I got trapped into starting. Amazing. Just go to www.blogger.com, sign up with their little form, return to their home page, choose a name and bam you are in business. Amazing.

Helen also notes about Mamet: he can be hard to get into sometimes, especially if you're reading through a scene that is very "stream of consciousness". She adds: But I still like him ;o)

Helen, who is a better friend than I deserve, writes to say hello and to call this maiden voyage of mine "entertaining." Thank you, Helen! I don't know if I would go so far as to say "entertaining." Maybe the formulation should be "I found your efforts amusing." Kind of in the realm of "We would be overjoyed to see Mr. Smithers find a place in your firm." So he gets the hell out of here. Helen also mentions "The Spanish Prisoner." This is a highly enjoyable and twisty if a bit stagy and contrived movie by David Mamet. I loved it when I first watched it, but my wise and Ph.D.ed father pronounced it contrived. The whole movie is about a con that preys on the weakness and fraility of the main character, who we are not necessarily sympathetic toward. There is some vagueness as to his motives. Is he afraid he will get screwed out of what is rightfully his or is he just greedy? Like much of Mamet, including the more recent and rather inferior Heist, he plays to your prejudices and preconceptions but then like a magician who can't keep a secret, he lets us see everything by the end. What I really like about this movie is that the ending is very anti-racial stereotypes. You'll have to watch it to see what I mean. So thanks Helen, for activating the neurons in my mind.

Another shout out is in order---to my old friend from the University of Florida, Gary! What it is...and thanks for the update on long lost homies Pedro and Greg. Greg is living the life ghetto fabulous over the skies of Afghanistan and Pedro is no where to be found. Where are the Pedros of yesteryear?

Hey, it was Juy who introduced me to Morcheeba. And I'm typing this on a computer I bought from Juy--its still a dodgy piece of shit, Juy--thereby helping to finance his debauchery in Thailand. There are more than a few bars in Thailand that owe me a debt of thanks.

John Lombardi, the former President of the University of Florida, told a pretty funny joke at my graduation or rather the ceremony for the liberal arts college. (Lombardi presents a rather cautionary tale in the realm of joke telling since he got fired basically for making a wisecrack about how the incoming Chancellor of the Boards of Regents, a man who let us say would be white in Haiti but is black in America, was an Oreo. Someone took this remark and got Lombardi fired. Nevermind that he had done more for blacks at the University than any other President in the University's history.) Anyway, on to the joke! Which was about these FSU graduates celebrating in a restaurant because they had solved a puzzle and the server says, well, congratulations it must have been one tough puzzle, and they say, sure, but we only did it in six months! SIX MONTHS? Yeah! But on the box it says 3-5 years! What would UF and FSU do without each other? Sigh.

Just got an email from my mate Juy. Juy is a very smart, very crazy Australian. I don't think he'll mind me telling the world that he's also a major hound. He's doing something in Saudi Arabia. Jesus, knowing Juy, he's going to be on a jeep heading out of there with a band of outraged fathers after his ass. Mate, don't do it! Its too dangerous! What are you up to there, young Juyus?

The post below was actually my inspiration for doing this weblog thingy. Its an edited version of an email I sent a friend earlier. Afterwards, I thought, wow, that's all very interesting, but what a load of junk to burden someone with. I need an outlet for this kind of rattling on though, and so here we are.

I just read a few books, an unfortunately rare occurrence these days. One was Speed Tribes by Karl Taro Greenfeld, the other Make Believe Town by David Mamet. Great, the computer insists that both Mamet and Greenfeld are mispelled names. Greenfeld is the child of a Jewish-American father and a Japanese mother. Which makes him the opposite of the woman in the New York Times who married a Chinese-American guy and took his name, Chang. She quite sensibly points out that the merging of their names Berke and Chang would sound like an ailment--oh I've been in the bathroom all day with the Berke-Changs. (The computer doesn't believe that any of these names are real. Let's try Walker, ooo, that's real. How about Johnson? Also real.) Speed Tribes is written in an icky first-person perspective which only makes me think "How did you know that? How do you know what they are thinking?" and I don't find the world that he describes to be too different from modern life anywhere. People interact with machines more than people. Check. Funny hair styles and weird clothes. Check. God-awful commutes. Check. It has its moments, but mostly it makes me think--this is the guy? This is the guy who is in charge of TIME-ASIA? But David Mamet has always given me a cosy feeling even when he is uprooting the intellectual furniture.

He has a great way of reversing things. Most of Make-Believe Town isn't as good as his earlier books of essays, such as Writing in Restaurants, and it isn't as good as the self-help book packaged as acting advice: True and False: Heresy and Common Sense for the Actor, but with Mamet you aren't going to go away feeling cheated. He comes from theater and real theater people know that you have to entertain the crowd. Shakespeare in Love caught a lot of flack from proper people, but one thing that was great about it was that it didn't treat the author--Shakespeare--as a minor diety. You got to see the pressures and (imagined) circumstances of creation. Which is better than the Minerva-like process that we are otherwise led to believe results in authoring plays or books or anything for that matter.

In the Mamet book there is a wonderful, wonderful exposition of a joke--the Swimming Pool Joke--the one which goes (this is from Mamet, and actually this is the way the essay begins):
"Now here is the reappearance of the Gun in the Pool joke.
Previously it was the man who called, and then the maid said, in a Spanish accent, "'ello," and the man said, "Who is this?" and she said, "I de new maid." The man said, "Where is my wife?" and the maid said, "Oh, no, Meesa, she upstair in de bedroom, her an' another man."
So the man now instructs the maid: Look in my study. You'll find a revolver in the table drawer. Go upstairs, shoot the both of them. The maid complies. He hears bam bam bam over the telephone. She comes downstairs. "I shoot dem, what I do now?," she says.
"All right," he says, "now go outside and throw the gun into the pool." There is a pause. "What pool?" she says.

Then Mamet explains how the joke is all about the racial fear of the wealthy Whites. In a really interesting and not ponderous at all kind of way. Its funny how the one author, Greenfeld is going for total verisimilitude and Mamet is dealing almost totally in the realm of made up things, as the title of his book indicates, but I instinctively believe and appreciate Mamet and distrust and scorn Greenfeld. Part of it is that Mamet lets us know exactly what he feels about something--calling Schindler's List an "exploitation film" for example, whereas Greenfeld is imposing his vision of reality on us in every frame but insists that it just is. There is the irony. Mamet is writing about things that we all have prior knowledge about and expressing his opinion about them, Greenfeld is presenting special knowledge and insisting that we take it at face value. The tragic thing is that Mamet is just kind of riffing on themes and Greenfeld obviously did a lot of hard work. But that's the priviledge of the artist and that's why we love art.

Tragically, the links that I posted below don't seem to be coming through. Hey, I thought this blogging business was zero work! Someone lied. Again. I guess I actually have to read something about this stuff. Maybe I can exploit my friend Nick's guilt in being out of contact with me for ages into some free computer advice. He's a shit-hot computer engineer. (Oh! First vulgarity. I hope everyone had their cameras out.) As long as he doesn't remember that our lack of contact was mostly my fault.....

Another thing that the internet is noted for is facilitating copyright infringement. Something that is worth your 15 bucks, however, is Morcheeba's album Big Calm. Lush, beautiful melodic songs with a bit of electronic kick and some African sensibility as well. If you like your music a bit harder, there's always Leftfield which brings the drums and rasta styling front and center. Leftism is the album to buy from him. Burn Hollywood Burn is a killer.

They aren't just flavors of the month either. I'd put on the desert island along with u2's Achtung Baby and u2's one of my alltime favorite bands.

Well, I've just about made a desert island list, so why don't I go the whole hog? Traditionally these are top 5 affairs.
1. U2-Achtung Baby
2. Radiohead-The Bends
3. Morcheeba-Big Calm
4. Leftfield-Leftism
5. The Clash-The Story of the Clash
Epinions? I'd love to put up contrasting desert island picks.

Wow. I'm pleased. A visit to my almost defunct bartmotes@hotmail.com account turned up an email from my old and dear friend Nicholas Frank. Sandwiched between MORTGAGE INFORMATION BART MOTES and IE 6.0 PATCH from some dodgy internet hacker person was Are You Still Alive? See the internet really is good for something apart from giving people with too much time on their hands a forum to sound off.

This is the inaugural post to eMotes. As it goes with these things, this post and this experiment may become reknowned in song and legend or be forgotten (blessedly or tragically, you be the judge). The logical question for the reader--who may be a member of a very exclusive group indeed a la midnight or pirate radio--is why? Why do this? Well. First of all, let's start with the internet. The internet is a lovely place to waste time, to vent ceaselessly, and to find cosy reassurances of one's viewpoint. Occasionally, of course, and this is the great promise of the web, we find information that reverses or at least jumbles up our perceptions. I've found that I've expressed my opinion in a variety of forums and the response, aye, the setting has not been to my choosing and the results have not been entirely pleasant. So this is my turf, is the point, I guess. The other thing is that I like to write and to think about things, if not too deeply or well. In the past, I've burdened my long suffering friends with these musings and irrelevancies. Now I can burden the whole world with them. (Insert Dr. Evil skit here.) Another reason is that I've been having a horrific time with email recently and I've gotten a lot of messages lost. Since I was working on public computers at that time, that's lost as in lost lost forever lost. The other other thing that influences me is my experience two years ago of sending a journal home. I'd just come out to Taiwan and I thought that it would be kind of cool to send reports back home. It was nice and I got some very encouraging comments from some people. There were some stinging comments, however, and it made me wonder if I should continue the effort. Not because I was afraid of the criticism, although I don't particularly enjoy being criticized, but because it raised the question of "should I continue sending this to people" and the more horrible one "maybe everyone is just being polite" and "I shouldn't burden people with my crap." In this format, I really don't have to worry about that. If you want to read it, go ahead. If you don't want to, it isn't crowding up your mailbox. If you don't come here, you won't read it. The last and most important thing is that I have been promised that this is very easy and even an idiot like me can do it with no worries. We will see! Loads more to come and it will all be much more interesting, I promise! Thanks for showing up!